Naughty Answers

 

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***Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says :
If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, „send me a brother”
Santa wrote back:
SEND ME YOUR MOTHER

What is the definition of Mistress : Someone between the Mister and Mattress

***Husband asks:

„Do you know that the meaning of WIFE is:
W ithout
I nformation
F ighting
E very-time

” No,…… It means:

W ith
I diot
F or
E ver !!!”

***What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.


Panic is when both are pregnant.

***Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of period?

Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away
***A young boy asks his Dad : „What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says:   „You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son; THAT is confidential.

via e-mail credits to Cata

~ de Hazy pe Februarie 24, 2009.

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