***Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says : If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends
A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, „send me a brother”
Santa wrote back: SEND ME YOUR MOTHER
What is the definition of Mistress : Someone between the Mister and Mattress
„Do you know that the meaning of WIFE is:
” No,…… It means:
E ver !!!”
***What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
***Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away
***A young boy asks his Dad : „What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: „You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son; THAT is confidential.
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